You are a businessman with a massive hammer. For some reason smashing turtles with that hammer earns you money. 1: Hammer turtles. 2: ? 3: Profit. Use your money to buy items such as lasers, turrets, and proximity mines to beat up the turtles for a bigger combo. Try to reach an epic combo of 10,000 as fast as you can. Or you can play unlimited mode to get a stupidly high epic combo just for the hell of it. Comment your best (and most ridiculous) epic combo scores!
Move - WASD or Arrow Keys. Use Hammer - Left Mouse Click. Enter Shop - S. Use manual timeout button if you want to stop a potentially never-ending combo.